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To all those people who asked "What the shit's up with that cheapass-looking outfit Heidi wore to Bryant Park?"

Now you know (via WWD):

"Jordache Launches "Heidi Klum by Jordache" Sold Exclusively at Select Bloomingdale’s Nationwide

"After spending the last year as the face of the Jordache Jeans brand, Klum and Jordache have teamed up to produce a new capsule collection called Heidi Klum by Jordache.

Klum provided inspiration for the line from her own wardrobe, supplying Jordache with some of her favorite pieces. Comfort was a key for Klum, who envisioned the line as something that busy young mothers like herself could wear.

"She was very sensitive to wanting the line to have a sexy edginess, but not be too revealing," Berlinger said. "She paid a lot of attention to details."

The theme of the initial 20-piece collection, Naughty and Nice, came directly from Klum. There's an emphasis on premium denim, which retails for $140 to $170. Blouses, luxury knit tops, sundresses and embellished tops will also be part of the line and retail for $80 to $250. "



HEIDI AND HER ROBOT ARMY ARE POISED TO CONQUER PLANET EARTH!


GAZE INTO HEIDI'S ASS.

As for the collection, whatevs, bitches. High-priced mall clothes. And god help us, but that brushed denim flare-legged jean is making a comeback. We can't help but think of Vinnie Barbarino. And those pointy-toed pumps look AWFUL with them.

[Photos: Cohen/WireImage - Bloomingdales.com]