OH NOES!!!!

You will never guess what happened to me this morning!!!

I was just finishing up a manicure with the most beautiful nail polish I've ever seen, Sation Chill Factor:


...When all of a sudden, I noticed it was taking on a blue-ish cast! I took off my polish, thinking it was a weird reaction with Seche Vite, only to find that it was my nails turning blue!! That's when I realized what was happening. I thought it was only an old wives tale, but it's true; my nails were suffocating because I wore polish for too long. Panic set in. What should I do?? Blow on them? But before I could administer cardiopulmonary resuscitation they had all fallen off. I can't believe it! They were right! Your nails really do need to breathe, or else they can suffocate and DIE! Don't be a fool like I was, listen to your nails when they're gasping for air and TAKE OFF YOUR POLISH!!! Nails are people too. They need air just like the rest of us.