SG S2 E4: Likes and Dislikes

We haven't forgotten our little red-headed stepchild, poodles. We promise to wrap up the final D&D this week. Onward to shitty hair and the bitchy stylists who make it happen!


Why, Nekisa.

You naughty little dyketease, you.

You wouldn't be flirting with another contestant just to throw her off her game, would you? Because our love would grow exponentially if that were true.

Anyway, enough with the soap opera, what did you think of the hair this week, Meredith?

We agree! It certainly was whack, yo!

Likes:

Well, there's only one and we didn't even like it all that much.

It's not bad; it's just that we don't think the wigstand did all that great a job with it.

Still, it's a vast improvement over previous look and it didn't look so tough that she couldn't get the hang of it eventually.

Dislikes:

It almost looks like a Photoshop job, doesn't it? All he did was hack off six inches, and while it's something of an improvement, it's certainly not enough of one.

In a way, it makes sense. Charlie already had immunity, so why stick his neck out? Unfortunately, he hadn't considered THE LIPS OF VO.

"Mainly we just hung out and had a good time."

"I am disgusted by your laziness. Do you see? I am pursing my lips in disgust at you."

Speaking of Charlie, his act's getting real old real quick.

"I have three faces. Two I use during the day. The other one I use to stab you in the back."

We can't yawn hard enough. There is nothing lamer than someone trying too hard to be the reality show villain. Anyone else think he looks like a gay Homer Simpson a little?

And finally, we LOVELOVELOVE Paulo, but we really don't love this look:

Granted, wigstand there didn't have the best hair to work with, but the end result doesn't look much better.

Sure, it looks a little fuller, and the cut frames her face well, but it looks so fried and stringy to us.


[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]


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Shear Genius Season 2 Episode 4

We were lucky enough to have two back-to-back episodes of entertaining reality television last night and don't you worry, poodles. We haven't forgotten about the second episode.


This was kind of a crazy-ass but entertaining challenge. Sure, clients get shuffled back and forth in busy salons, but not every 15 minutes. Still, it was fun to watch.


Truth be told, while it produced some drama, it's really to everyone's credit how relatively low-key it was.


Congratulations, Skunky Brewster!


You hit the reality TV trifecta! You won a challenge by producing a cut and style that wasn't really noticeably different from half the other entries, you hit on a hot married co-contestant,


and you BROUGHT IT when the local villain opted to play out his role as expected. Kudos to you, darling! Had you gotten drunk and arrested, Emmys would have rained down on the producers.

And then there's poor Meredith.

This frame right here would be a textbook example of "Loser edit." When they grin like that, you can bank on the inspirational exit speech complete with luggage by the end of the hour.


Disaster.

These wigstands must be really hungry for that big break. How else to explain their glassy-eyed acceptance of that which would normally drive the average woman into frothing rage? Show us a woman sitting in a salon with THAT look on her face after THAT was done to her hair. Not gonna happen. In truth, the average woman would conduct herself such that the scene would end with her being herded into a cop car, the salon floor slick with blood behind her.


Oh, don't look at us like that, Meredith. We love you, we really do. But this wasn't just ass hair, it was FLAMING ass hair.

On to that elimination challenge, which we loved, by the way. A tense and creative challenge that paralleled real-world salon experience. But honestly, it didn't occur to any of the stylists that in a reproduce-the-look-at-home challenge, the wigstands would be, y'know...sent home to reproduce the look?


Congrats, Glenn! We love Glenn too (is it a good thing or a bad thing that we are so filled with love this season?). And she's got a hot husband, going by her myspace page. Brava, darling.




It was a nice, low-key transformation that flattered the client and gave her something to work with. Although to be perfectly fair, the client didn't do all that great a job reproducing Glenn's look.


Oh Meredith, honey. We were bereft when it was down to you and Nekisa last night, knowing that one of our favorite gals was going home. That really sucked.

On the other hand:



So did your haircut.

SAIDWITHLOVE!SAIDWITHLOVE!

We don't know what else to say. It was just this sad lumpy thing on her head. She looked like she had a wig on backwards.

Still, as upset as we were watching Meredith and Nekisa waiting for the axe to fall, we couldn't help but laugh through our tears as we watched Nekisa,


in true Diva fashion,


totally make the moment all about herself.


Meredith just found out she's going home and the bitch just totally pulled focus off her. We thought she was gonna knock her over with all her wailing and lamentations.

God, we love her.


[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]


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