SG S2 E5: Sorta Likes

Darlings, we neither like nor dislike anything from last week's episode. These bitches have got to step it up and stop playing it so safe.

Enh. Whatever.

It's certainly an improvement over her previous look, but just barely.

And "just barely" seems to be Charlie's strategy for staying in the game. The judges are noticing so he better shake it up soon.

We guess we can go ahead and say that about all the entries in the shortcut challenge: better than what she came in with. Although that's largely due to the fact that what they came in with wasn't so hot. These ladies all needed makeovers.

It's not bad. A little too helmet-y, but it's got more life to it than her previous 'do. A little shaggy looking, though.

Yes, there were a lot of problems with this one but we've got to give it points for simple risk-taking.

Yes, you could sort of see the netting underneath and that's of course a huge no-no...

But this is without a doubt, a HUGE improvement over the client's previous look. And if Nicole just could have fine-tuned it (or at the very least try not cutting through her tears), it could have been a real knockout.

And no, we're not going soft just because she turned on the waterworks. To be honest, we thought her outburst was a little embarassingly over the top.

Although it was worth it just to watch Rene go through the motions of comforting her while simultaneously checking himself out in the mirror and ignoring the crying client. He's no Tim Gunn and we wouldn't have the little bitch any other way.

"Whew! We had very emotional day. First I burst into tears at the sight of a bald woman and then I burst into tears when I saw what a shitty job I was doing. So when I say 'we' had an emotional day, I of course mean 'I' did."

"Your story is charming and that's why I am attempting to arrange my lips into a smile. Do you see that?"

"It's easy! Like this, see?"

[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]


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Surf and Turf

Eye candy this week, bitches!

Too bad we're not really into surfer dudes.

Although there was one...

Hello blondie. We're going to have to ask you to turn around and show us your ass.

Thank you!

Fun episode this week, but what is up with the constant unintelligible accents on this show?

"I'll be chudging you on your tichnical skiwlls, creuhtivitay and abilitay to style hair under hawd condition of the bitch."

"Wait. Why are you looking at me when you say that?"

Anyway, congrats, Nicole!

Sure, it helped that she had the best-looking wigstand on the beach, but she wisely kept his cut simple and made choices that worked best with his bone structure.

On the other hand...

Sorry, Glenn. This was ass. It didn't help that he had fiber-optic-thin hair that looks like it's pretty badly sun damaged, but that girly cut was definitely not the right choice to make.

Does anyone else think it was a little...uncouth for some of the stylists to just burst into tears at the sight of these bald women? Don't get us wrong, we admire them too and we understand the difficulties they must face, but what do these people do when they see someone in a wheelchair, scream at the top of their lungs?

Congrats, Paulo! It's about freaking time our little Sonic the Hedgehog got a freaking win. Yes, you cried at the sight of someone without hair, but we won't hold it against you.

A huge improvement, no doubt. Don't hate us, but we can't say we love it.

Despite our teasing, Paulo was really wonderful and generous with the client. He really did want to give her something spectacular and he succeeded.

It's just...

...well, it's still a little wiggy. Certainly it's a much more glam look than the one she walked in with and she seems genuinely thrilled with the results. But it still looks like a lot of fake hair piled on her head.

Look, we don't claim to be experts on this sort of thing at all. For all we know, it's impossible to make a wig look like real hair. The judges certainly seemed to like it and the client - who would know more than she ever wanted to about wigs - certainly seemed happy.

And Sayonara to Gail.

She seemed to be struggling a lot throughout the competition, so we can't say we were all that surprised by this one.

Can't say we disagree with the judges, either. This looked TOTALLY wiggy.

It's not a bad cut - or at least, it wouldn't have been on a real head of hair - and the color was nice for the client.

But the way it lays on the top of her head makes it look more like a toupee than a wig. Plus, the cut wasn't all that flattering for the client. It tended to age her a bit.

We'll have more later, but we have to say one more thing before we go:

Somehow, we have not found the time or place to bow down before her, but Kelly Atterton is totally our new girl crush.

She's gorgeous and fabulous and makes an excellent judge. And she has KILLER hair. Nina, you better be worried, because the gays may have found a new divabitch.

[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]


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