Kamis, 27 Desember 2007

Darlings, this is MAJUH.

The NY Daily News reports that "Heidi Klum has just about persuaded Victoria Beckham to be a judge on the finale of this season's 'Project Runway,' we hear."


Shoot for Elle magazine. The silk chiffon and organza dress is by Zac Posen and the cropped feathered jacket is by Sonia Rykiel. The wedge pumps are by Nicholas Kirkwood.

Doesn't "wedge pump" sound vaguely like a sexual aid?

We're not the biggest fans of celebrity judges. Even though SJP was fantastic, Parker Posey and Debra Messing left us cold. Posh, on the other hand...I mean, come ON. That promises to be reality television GOLD. We're hoping that the prospect of having to sit next to THE BODY will force her into a rushed boob augmentation and she shows up with tits up to her neck.

If we weren't rooting for Christian to make it to the final 3 before, we are DEFINITELY rooting for Princess now because Posh will be all over his nut.

Of course, much like SJP, Posh has got shit to sell. She has her own clothing line, dVb. Check out the site, which is almost completely devoid of content and has the soon-to-be-immortal line "Denim news to follow shortly" in lieu of actual pictures of any of her so-called "designs."

We're being unnecessarily bitchy (shocking), though. We really do think she'd be a lot of fun. Sure, she dresses mostly like an alien or a muppet (sometimes both) but the bitch definitely puts it out there stylewise and she tends to be fairly entertaining on-camera. We expect major bitchery issuing forth from her tightly pulled face.

[Photo: Elle magazine]

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