Rabu, 26 November 2008

ATM FUNNY STUFF

ATM FUNNY STUFF

Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM

Men

  1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
  2. Insert card
  3. Dial code and desired amount
  4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women

  1. Drive to the bank
  2. Engine stalled
  3. Check make-up in the mirror
  4. Apply perfume
  5. Manually check haircut
  6. Park the car - failure
  7. Park the car - failure
  8. Park the car - success
  9. Search for the card in the handbag
  10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
  11. Throw phonecard back in handbag
  12. Look for bank card
  13. Insert card
  14. Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
  15. Enter code
  16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
  17. #Cancel#
  18. Re-enter code
  19. #Cancel#
  20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
  21. Enter huge amount
  22. #Error#
  23. Enter large amount
  24. #Error#
  25. Enter smaller amount
  26. Cross fingers
  27. Take cash
  28. Go back to the car
  29. Check make up in rear mirror
  30. Look for keys in handbag
  31. Start car
  32. Drive 50 meters
  33. STOP
  34. Drive back to bank machine
  35. Get out of the car
  36. Take card and ticket back from machine
  37. Go back to the car
  38. Throw card on passenger seat
  39. Throw slip on the floor
  40. Check make up in rear mirror
  41. Manually check haircut
  42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
  43. BRAKE!!
  44. Go into roundabout - right way
  45. Drive 5 kilometers
  46. Remove hand brake
  47. Stop at mall
  48. Spend money
  49. Go back to step 1

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