SG, S2/E2: Likes and Dislikes

Likes:

We don't get it. These women have money. Why do they all have such shitty hair? Having said that, Nicole did a great job. While we're not entirely sold on the bangs for Jeana, the fact is her hair looks about a thousand times shinier and healthier in the "after" pic.

Cute and appropriate for the client. Still, it would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining if they let the stylists do more than cut a millimeter off and give them a blowout. You really have to squint sometimes to see the difference.

What's not a phase, your lesbian tendencies or the Skunky Brewster hair?

Dislikes:

Look at that shitastic hair! We have year-old mopheads that look better than that.

Unfortunately, she was a complete flake about letting a hairstylist actually, y'know...style her hair.

"Look, we're talking about someone whose brain is about this big. What the fuck was I supposed to do, chloroform her?"

And while we're at it, Paulo, what are your thoughts on Tabs?

"I was freaking irritated. I just don't think she fucking got me. You know what I mean? She was like...you've got a little bit of disconnection here. I'm like, there's no fucking disconnection in this mother fucking haircut. I felt like shit being told, you know, I came basic next to last."

Does Paulo remind anyone else a little of Jay McCarroll?

Motherfucking haircut will be the name of our band.

Ohmigod. Sorry Gail, but we think this was the big loser of the evening. She didn't have a great hairstyle to begin with, but you actually made it look worse. Tabs said her hair looked dirty and we have to agree. It looks like she used bacon grease for hair product.

Kelly Garrett agrees. If her facial muscles were capable of more movement, you'd be able to see how absolutely horrified she was.

Kim Vo's lips agree as well.

"Kim Vo's Lips" will be the title of our first CD.

"I told her nothing sharp will touch my hair."

And thank god for that! We wouldn't liquified OC housewife brain cortex accidentally leaking out all over the floor!

"Liquified OC Housewife Brain Cortex" will be the first hit single off our CD.


So, Stylists, what did you think of your clients this week?

Yeah. Us too.


[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]


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Shear Genius Season 2 - Episode 2: The Bitch is BACK!

Somehow, we think this expression tends to greet Tabatha wherever she goes. It must get old after a while dealing with all that abject terror on a daily basis.

But how FABULOUS was it to see our hair witch again?

And how fabulous was that dress?

She's kind of a big deal with the gays. Well, with the bitchy gays, at least.

"Now let's see who's as good as I was."

That's our girl.

Anyway, shortcut challenge. This week, it's literal: execute a short and sassy 'do from a pile of hair tragedies.

Congrats to Charlie! This was a risky choice for him to make and he pulled it off perfectly. It's not a cut for every woman, but it's the perfect cut for this one.

Tough luck, Nekisa. This was...there's no other way to put it: horrible.

To be fair, she had a tough head of hair to work with. That wigstand fried the shit out her hair. On the other hand, she picked that wigstand because she said she wanted a challenge. That strategy didn't work out so well, did it?

Tabs: "Nekisa, I'll be back for the elimination challenge and you better step it up."
Jaclyn: "You guys, I'm really scared. This chick freaks my shit out."

Nekisa: "Blow me."

Now, about those so-called housewives...

Is it weird of us to point out that those oranges have huge nipples? Is there a message there that we're not getting?

And holy shit, Lady Bird FREAKED the fuck OUT.

You would have thought Liza, Judy, Barbra, Madonna and Cher all walked in asking for a blowout.

That's...a little sad, wouldn't you say?

Once again, congrats to Charlie. This was a hot cut and perfect for her.

Call us snobs if you want, but there is absolutely no excuse for wealthy people to have bad hair. Shame on you, Kara. You look like you got that at Supercuts.

She looks five to ten years younger with that cut. Perfect.

And poor, sweet Parker gets the boot. We're sad. He was starting to grow on us.

Is it just us or does he kind of look like a bunny rabbit?

We guess we can't argue with the judges on this one. That Natasha cut wasn't flattering to her at all. In fact, it was kind of the flip side of Charlie's 'do. Similar cut, but it aged her terribly.

And if you want some behind the scenes dish, the OC Register has the goods for you:

"Some of the girls liked their hair, and the other girls were in tears," said housewife Jeana Keough. "They had to go get their hair fixed (afterward). I wanted to be on the show for fun. But it was a major cut job for me. I had to go get extensions (afterward)."

Oh please, drama queen. There was a grand total of about 1/8th of an inch of hair on that salon floor by the time they were done.

Now, if you want more fabulous dish than that, come back tomorrow, because we sat the hair witch down for an interview and she delivers the goods.

UPDATE: So, what did Tammy Knickerbocker REALLY think of her cut? Parker posted this letter from her on his myspace page:

"I'm sure you are going to do great with your salon.
If I can do anything for you a picture, a letter from me, a card, something on your web site, etc let me know. I know I can't do anything until the show airs but I am willing to do what I can to help you with the press.
Again, I feel terrible and you were amazing and I would go to your salon any time and would recommend you to my friends. They don't know what they are talking about.
Tammy"

That's sweet.

[Screencaps: Tomandlorenzo/blogspot.com]


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