SG, S2/E2: Likes and Dislikes

Likes:

We don't get it. These women have money. Why do they all have such shitty hair? Having said that, Nicole did a great job. While we're not entirely sold on the bangs for Jeana, the fact is her hair looks about a thousand times shinier and healthier in the "after" pic.

Cute and appropriate for the client. Still, it would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining if they let the stylists do more than cut a millimeter off and give them a blowout. You really have to squint sometimes to see the difference.

What's not a phase, your lesbian tendencies or the Skunky Brewster hair?

Dislikes:

Look at that shitastic hair! We have year-old mopheads that look better than that.

Unfortunately, she was a complete flake about letting a hairstylist actually, y'know...style her hair.

"Look, we're talking about someone whose brain is about this big. What the fuck was I supposed to do, chloroform her?"

And while we're at it, Paulo, what are your thoughts on Tabs?

"I was freaking irritated. I just don't think she fucking got me. You know what I mean? She was like...you've got a little bit of disconnection here. I'm like, there's no fucking disconnection in this mother fucking haircut. I felt like shit being told, you know, I came basic next to last."

Does Paulo remind anyone else a little of Jay McCarroll?

Motherfucking haircut will be the name of our band.

Ohmigod. Sorry Gail, but we think this was the big loser of the evening. She didn't have a great hairstyle to begin with, but you actually made it look worse. Tabs said her hair looked dirty and we have to agree. It looks like she used bacon grease for hair product.

Kelly Garrett agrees. If her facial muscles were capable of more movement, you'd be able to see how absolutely horrified she was.

Kim Vo's lips agree as well.

"Kim Vo's Lips" will be the title of our first CD.

"I told her nothing sharp will touch my hair."

And thank god for that! We wouldn't liquified OC housewife brain cortex accidentally leaking out all over the floor!

"Liquified OC Housewife Brain Cortex" will be the first hit single off our CD.


So, Stylists, what did you think of your clients this week?

Yeah. Us too.


[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]


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