Guys: Hot, Dresses: Not

If Keith were a fashion doll, he'd come with a whole trunk of accessories. There's the nipple jewelry, the earrings, the bandanna (avec rat tail), the baseball hat, and the various glasses. He comes off all butch, but the only things separating him from your average Barbie are the plastic heels.

Gotta say, we hate it. We'll allow for the fact that he didn't choose the fabric and we'll even admit that he has pretty good execution skills, but the design is awful.

Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh. The bodice is fine. It's that skirt.

It looks like the lining to a casket.

Too shiny and puffy and drapey and symmetrical.It's possible it might have worked in a different fabric, but we doubt it. The proportions are just odd.

And then there's Jerell, who's trying to outdo Laura Bennett in the sternum-baring department.

Bleh. Did not like.

Once again we have to allow for the fact that he didn't pick these (hideous) colors, but that didn't mean he had to use all of them. Jerell needs to seriously work on his editing.

And possibly also his technical skills. The fit in that bust was (to coin a phrase) "insane."

Credit to the model, who clearly saw she was wearing a stinker and worked the shit out of it to stay in the game. Atta girl.

Although all the sass in the world couldn't negate the fug of this dress. There's just so much going on and none of it is tasteful or well-executed.

And fringe, darlings. Unless one is Cher or Miss Dolly Parton, one should not be wearing things with fringe.


[Photos: Bravo/Barbara Nitke - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]