Congratulations, Rami!

Let's get started, shall we?

Oh, you hot, smug thing, you. Those judges' chairs were mighty damp by the time the show wrapped. We wouldn't want to be the production assistant that had to hose down the Duchess's chair.

How else to explain the complete overreaction to this:

Seriously? This is what got their panties all steamy? She looks like a background character on HBO's Rome.

Let's look at just how Rami made this judge-moistening concoction.

*drape*

*pin*

*drape*

*drape*

*pin*

*drape*

*grin*

*drape*

*shitty flower*

*drape*

*drape*

*grin*

*stitch*

Done.

That's some major innovation right there, folks! Because Nina and Michael said so! We have a feeling those judges are going to do some really stupid things this season, so we suggest you all start drinking on Wednesday nights.

There's just no there there , y'know? It's like a tutorial on draping. Sure, the color's pretty and yes, he certainly can drape, but as a design, what the hell's the big deal here? Aside from the fact that the designer is the hotness?

And does anyone else think the hair's a little NBC Mystery Movie circa 1974? She needs a turtleneck, a maxi-skirt and a big turquoise pendant and she can be bored housewife/murder suspect #4.

[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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